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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Bitch Pitch

The feminine counterpart of "mansplain", to bitch pitch is to hypocritically tell the opposite sex who and how they should be. It is almost never talked about, even though it is far more common than "mansplaining" and woman have less "lived experience" inside the body of the opposite sex.
How a bout you cut your Bitch Pitch and judge me AFTER I do something next time?!
by Sir Vial April 15, 2025
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pitch pipe

I pitch pipe was my girl blocked me.
by Loverlane September 27, 2023
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Swinging at every pitch

When you negatively and angrily react every time you're angered by someone or something else
Please make your life more pleasant. Don't go swinging at every pitch. Ignore at least some of the small potatoes angering you.
by Sexydimma November 21, 2024
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Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth
Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice
by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022
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Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.
There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.
by AgileSloth July 9, 2012
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Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.
He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!
by Motomusic May 31, 2019
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