large shite

A way to describe someone who is being irritating, offensive or all of the above.

Liam was a large shite as soon as he came out of the womb

by nadpad August 3, 2017

shite fractal

A situation so monstrously fucked up that every detail of it is as fucked as the whole, as is every detail of every detail, and so forth.

The executive is turning into an absolute shite fractal - fucked from top to tail.

by beigebloke August 8, 2017

Lesbo organic shite

A lot of whole foods shit

Are you gay?
No but I buy lesbo organic shite

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 15, 2018

Shite

Rangers football club

Oh the sevco are shite

by Jamboceltic January 31, 2019

Shite

Shite is an English way to say shit. If you couldn’t tell that then your utter shite. (Example)

“You bag of shite! Why are you being so lazy”

“Shite, I forgot to take out the trash”

by AidanTES February 8, 2019

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

News shiting

it's like shit posting but its a news article.

Jake: did you see that news article yesterday?
Paul: yes , it was News shiting.

by Sneaky0 April 7, 2020