Back door hate

What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.

Yeah, I'll look at ya later.

(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')

This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
by Winglet81 July 24, 2018
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Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 08, 2025
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Back Door Mercado

When you connect enough restaurant straws to boof yourself!
When Frank couldn’t find anyone boof him at after hours, he had to resort to the back door Mercado to get the job done.
by TrashmanB September 04, 2023
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Back Door Handy

A Threesome sexual Position where a woman lays over the lap of a male and reaches behind her to give him a hand job while the third person performs anal on the woman in such a way that the two men optimally climax simultaneously.with little thought to the woman's satisfaction or pleasure....typical dirtbag position.
Hey Graham lets slay a Back Door Handy today. my girlfriend's sister's looking hot and my gf is mad at me anyway.....sooooooo?
by flapjackal August 01, 2015
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Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus
by flapjackal July 14, 2015
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Back-door Bob

A Back-Door Bob is one who prefers to utilize the anal passage over any other orifice. The term is not gender specific.
Tony - 'He proper loves loves putting things up his arse, man'

Terry - 'Aye, he's a proper Back-Door Bob like'
by nickle69 June 11, 2013
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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma June 01, 2015
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