Minecraft

The Game that never dies, you play once and you're hooked in immediately. Like it's some type of virtual drug. It's unescapable as it's on literally everything.

Person 1: Hey, want to play some Minecraft?
Person 2: I've never played that game but I've seen it a lot.
Person 1: You should tOTALLY PLAY IT
Person 2: Ok, it says it's only $20. I'll get it.
- Person 3 arrives
Person 3: Don't play Minecraft! You'll get addicted!!
Person 2: And what game do you play?
Person 3: Fortnite.
- Person 3 proceeds to get beaten to death

by Pixelcraftian October 5, 2019

Minecraft

Get the fuck out of my room I'm playing it

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by hh_hh_h_hh_hh February 16, 2019

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019

Minecraft

A game that makes neckbeards who hate Fortnite think that they’re cool

Minecraft is so wholesome 100 chungus Keanu

by Mowlough April 26, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft: a retarded game for retarded 8 year olds

I played Minecraft today

by Mr.F*** December 10, 2017

MineCraft

NIGGA THIS SHIT IS THE MOST MOFO BADASS GAME OF ALL TIME!! FUCK FORTNITE YOU STUPID BITCH!! GO MINECRAFT!!

Person 1: wanna play minecraft

Person 2: are you fucking retarded, of course I do you dumb whore!!
Person 1: (dies from getting stabbed with person 1’s diamond sword)

by Anonymous 8200 July 13, 2019

Minecraft

Someone who whats his life on video games and usually has no friends and rarely goes out of thy person room.

Person 1: I`m gonna get drunk and hook up with chicks, do you wanna come
Person 1: Fuck off i`m playing mine craft

Minecraft: someone who never likes going outside or interacting

by Mnecraft nerd 16323xf|}{jk May 29, 2018