Min Hao

A person who's funny/unfunny
He's ugly

have you seen Min Hao?
Please don't mention about him

by SG1768A November 24, 2021

Hou Min

Hou Min is the ultimate life-form. He is the strongest being to walk the earth. He is the last descendent of Mao Zedong, so his power is immeasurable. He is unkillable and undefeatable. Hou Min channels the power of the China man, which allows him to manipulate anything that was made in China. He also has a demon mode. When he enters this mode he sees everything, and in this form he is unstoppable. He cannot be beaten and is strong enough to destroy planets with his stare. However, his weakness/strength are happy meals. If you give him a happy meal, he might actually help you instead of brutally ripping your spine out. You can even try trapping him by luring him with happy meals, although he will probably destroy you. But that's just his 1st form. After consuming 69,420 happy meals, he unlocks and masters the happymealgan, which allows him to manipulate and create infinite happy meals. He can literally create infinite happy meals inside you, bursting your body open. He has more forms, although those are uncertain. His power level is immeasurable. Hou Min can also be used as transportation, as you can fuel him with just happy meals.

niggel 1: hey bro you saw how hou min blew up obama?
niggel 2: yeah dude, it was totally explosive. best part was when he blew up saturn

by last century September 27, 2022

min phone

His initials are m and p. This can mean many things but it always generalizes to money problem. But people who have this name are said to be in middle class and can live comfortably

Min Phone and Dhiraj went to Bharat last year.

by Footballlismylife November 22, 2023

Detroit min

When it’s been 4 plus months since you been somewhere or see someone.

I haven’t been to the DIA in a Detroit min.

by Mikey872 April 12, 2022

Min heejin

A pedophile who loves minors. An idiot who claims that every artist to exist copied her including : illit, BTS, riize, tws, Billie eilish, TXT, exo, red velvet and many more. You have to watch your every step becuase min heejin might just accuse you of copying her next. She's a sneaky liar who tried to leave HYBE with only 20% shares and will be the downfall of new jeans. She also purposely leaked private information about illits former memebr youngseo so that she would leave the group, le sserafims garam and many more because all she cares about I'd money and not minors wellbeing. She throws you away when you become older and hates other groups that might do better than her. Beware the min heejin. Even her lawyers gave up on trying to help her at her press conference

"Be careful of what you do, min heejin might accuse you of copying her in her next conference"

by BiggestBritishYapper April 28, 2024

sut min pit

a more normal and not sus way to say sut my fede dejlige pik

boy one: bro your so bad
boy two: sut min pit,

by poopyman1111 December 2, 2021

Min Yoongi

An alternative way of referring to a small kitty. (Also know as lil meow meow)

-Constantly tired
-But is always ready to fight
-Feed him and he is yours forever

Someone: ThEy doNe KilLeD liL meOw mEow oUt hErE *sobbs*

Min Yoongi: NAN BEKKINEUN GEOL BEKKINEUN NOMEUL JABADAGA HUBAEDEUN SEONBAEDEUN JEKKINEUN NOM NOMPAENGIDEUN NAEGA WACK IDEUN FACK IDEUN YEOKSAREUL BADAGE SAEGINEUN NOM

Someone: Oh ShiT MaN I tHoUgHt he wAS DeaD mAn mY bAD

by lilmeowmeowshau January 16, 2019