Gilbert’s Illinois is a small town in northern Illinois filled with a bunch of hicks everywhere but the “wannabe” ghetto of timber trails, Gilbert’s Illinois has a hot spot at cruisins where a bunch of old white people like to talk about how kids nowadays aren’t shit.
by Fuck60136 October 20, 2021
Get the Gilberts Illinoismug. illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...
by connecticut 765 June 9, 2025
Get the illinoismug. by lil-stinker October 15, 2022
Get the Mental Illinoismug. My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.
by FleshySilo July 12, 2017
Get the Illinois brown snakemug. Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.
by Gottrash July 31, 2016
Get the brighton illinoismug. by whatdahael February 6, 2023
Get the The Illinois Incidentmug. When you slather your penis in gasoline, light it on fire, insert it in your girlfriend, and she farts creating an asstastic explosion.
My girlfriend got hospitalized for third degree burns on her ass after we did the Illinois Dumpsterfire.
by I guess I exist I dont know June 16, 2023
Get the Illinois dumpsterfiremug.