Mental Illinois

A type of illness that causes people to think that it does not exist

Mental Illinois DOES NOT EXIST AND I DO NOT HAVE IT

by lil-stinker October 15, 2022

Edwards County Illinois

Its a county in Southern Illinois full of a bunch or Rednecks, Drunks, Fags, Hillbilly's, Meth heads, Pot heads and wana be gangsters. (wiggers) Go to Edwards County if you want to become part of this shitty civilization.

Edwards County Illinois

by themanbehindthetxt June 02, 2011

Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 26, 2024

robinson illinois

A stupid town with an stupid oil company that constantly makes noise, has crappy schools and, a lot of retards

Man i hate robinson illinoies that town has nothing in it.

I hope robinson illinois gets bombed in ww3

by Lird zapor February 27, 2022

Illinois Chili Mac

When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.

Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.

by Big back ass May 28, 2025

illinois

a state that got surpassed in popularity by pennsylvania due to illinois' population decline

illinois used to be #5, and now is #6. pennsylvania surpassed it. funny enough, pennsylvania has lower than average population growth as well...

by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 30, 2020