illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017

illinoise

The best album ever...... however when you hear the magical melodies of chicago and come on feel the illinoise, youll get a boner, even if you are a girl

"i show Illinoise to my girlfriend and she got a boner"
"damn"

by Francesco Enchiladas June 26, 2016

mount morris illinois

A town right off highway 64 with a population of 3000 where where about 2900 are senior citizens. There are approximately 8 bars, 4 banks, 2 gas stations, 9 churches, one grocery store and 1 run down cardboard box of a liquor store.

I drove through Mount Morris Illinois today and it smells like a mini Nebraska.

by ToddWallnutz May 18, 2016

brighton illinois

Brighton, Illinois is a town in southern Illinois. It lies on highway 267, right in the middle of some cornfields. There is one stoplight, and hundreds of druggies. People from Brighton usually fuck their cousins because every one is related.

They're dating? But they're cousins? They must be from Brighton Illinois.

by Gottrash July 31, 2016

Illinois

The saddest place you will ever visit. All there is is Fun City and Chicago. If you ever go to Illinois you might as well go to Missouri because Illinois sucks!

“I’m going to illinois for vacation”
“I feel bad”

by Opposum2020 January 29, 2020

Byron, Illinois

oreo

Man 1: what is Byron, Illinois?
Man 2: it is a town in Illinois.

by Don'tsueIactuallylikebyron March 30, 2020

Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.

“Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"

by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020