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Husbaphobe

A man that does not want or is scared to tie the knot.
A man comfortable in a long relationship, but has no desire to take it further is a husbaphobe.
by Amberchelly April 26, 2011
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Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.
Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!
by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011
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husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.
the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.
by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014
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Husbag

The term for a husband that is a dirt bag or douche bag
He cheated on you! Why don't you leave that husbag?
by Pharmer1019 May 22, 2015
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husband parking

Area where a husband can be left when the woman is shopping. Chairs outside change rooms, benches outside of stores and sports bars beside department stores are common husband parking locations.
I need a new dress for the weekend - why don't you find some husband parking and I'll text you in an hour.
by falcoiii July 5, 2016
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husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".
Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"
by NDUP November 27, 2018
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Husband-Able

Evan Taylor is 100% husband-able
by fk99 June 7, 2019
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