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Ap European History

The biggest waste of time. Even my teacher said, "the only time you'll need to any of this, is if you become a history teacher". Your week will be jampacked with work and instead of going to school events, you and your retard friends are at home studying for a test that includes over 100 pages of material. Not to mention the weekly vocab quizzes and chronology test that will make you want to rip your fucking mind out of your heads. Every day at lunch your friends, who aren't taking this dumb class, will call YOU the stupid one because you have a C in the class and they have an A in their easy World History class. I sleep at 12:30, I wake up at 6 and spend all my energy at school only to come home and work more.
hey, that Ap European History class your taking is FUCKING STUPID!
by FUKAPEURO September 27, 2018
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national love your history teacher day

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever
Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day
by aubreyelle September 3, 2021
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AP World History

Have you ever been fucked in the ass with no lube by a dick made of razors? This is an ordeal analogous to taking AP World. All the overachieving dick face sophomores should just kill themselves now. Like genuinely save yourself the time and kill yourself now. What in the actual fuck is Czechoslovakia. Czecoslo-swallow my balls. I hope the inventors of AP world burn in the deepest depths of hell. I want them to choke on Mongolian dick for the rest of eternity and write LEQ's about Socialism till they're forced to blow their brains out. I want them to relive that every day for the rest of eternity. And don't even get me started on the AP Exam bullshit. Ain't no way in but fucking hell am I going to school at 7:30 in the godamn morning to get ass fucked by 55 questions bout so old ass white guy who decided he wanted to invent some retarded ass bullshit ass economy. If there are any psychotic killers living out there pls come for me. Do it. Now. Preferably before May 11th.
Person 1: Hey I'm taking AP World History next year!
Person 2: I'll send you a tutorial on how to effectively cut your wrists vertically<3
by balls738247 April 27, 2023
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you are truly the lowest scum in history

You Are Truly The Lowest Scum In History is a quote from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. meaning you are the scummiest person ever
my friend: I like to simp the cute streamer
me:You Are Truly The Lowest Scum In History
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Canadas History

1: a canadian magazine that was once called 'The beaver'. 2: A depraved sex act that involces a pair of moose antlers, a bottle of canadian maple syrup and the Stanley Cup
1: "Im reading The Beaver", "Its now called Canadas History.", "no, Im reading The Beaver porn magizine."

2: "I gave her a 'canadas history'.
by Dodger863 February 4, 2010
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ancient history

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."
by theWestHamfan November 12, 2003
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Vagina History

The history of a Vagina. Basically the amount of people a female has slept with. Something you should ask your girlfriend (or mum) about.
That girl is hot but i bet she has a alot of Vagina History.

Hey baby what is your vagina history?
by Myles Mcfly December 3, 2010
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