salmon helmet

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.
"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"
by Wynn Vo April 18, 2006
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trojan helmet

A variation of the "Roman Helmet". The act of a man laying his testicles in someone else's eye sockets and laying his dick down the middle of the persons nose to their lips making it look like a Roman Helmet. The man wears a condom thus making it a "Trojan Helmet"
I want to be "protected" so I think I'll do the "Trojan Helmet" on Billy instead of the regular "Roman Helmet".
by SDJoker January 26, 2005
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hair helmet

an immovable coiffure that defies the forces of nature due to an abundance of hairspray
jimmy swaggart, sam donaldson, sara palin, and doris day have the hair helmet in common
by beachkat October 12, 2008
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ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass
hold him down while i give him an ass helmet
by brian November 01, 2004
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Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.
"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"
by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 08, 2004
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Sperm Helmet

High end bike helmet that makes the rider appear to be a huge sperm. It is worn by bikers and triathletes alike to show they have more money than the other athletes.
"Hey check out that jack-ass with the sperm helmet"
by Charles Barkley the second January 11, 2012
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pedo helmet

Formerly a functional headpiece worn by Russian military personnel, today the ushanka has been adopted by the WCP, or World Conglomerate of Pedophiles. Its appearance is immediately recognizable and lends itself nicely to the creeper subculture.
Parent 1: Hey Margaret, that guy in the pedo helmet is standing next to your son and seems to be digging around in his pocket for change.

Margaret: Oh him? I'm sure he's a socially well adjusted person who just relates better to children and not a filthy pederast.
by alcoholic_crow December 12, 2011
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