Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.

Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

Grumpy

A grumpy as per Johnny Depp vs Amberd Heard - "a human being had dropped a grumpy onto the bed" to shit the bed and leave it for someone else to find.

I was surprised to find Amber Heard dropped a grumpy in my bed.

by Grumpyhunter July 7, 2023

grumpy bubble

A near distance perimeter that surrounds perpetually grumpy individuals that instantly makes others who enter the bubble grumpy too.

Carlos was in a good mood until he overtaken by grumpiness when Sean stopped by his desk and enveloped him in his grumpy bubble.

by yeahgriz August 2, 2016