Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob

She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.

by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022

goot

The ultimate sex machine. Loved by the ladies (and some of the men, though their advances are quickly rejected). Also see: Ownage

Goot is sexy.

by Anonymous June 19, 2003

Goot

Ewokese for Good.

Star Wars

Chup deej dee fratta den ehda, goot.

by Logizo April 22, 2009

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004

Oh my gootness

1)One would say this when you see something out of the norm.

2)One would say this when they are really stressed about something.

Examples

1)Oh my gootness! Did you see the man jumping rope with one arm!

2)Oh my gootness! Why do you keep calling me, I told you I dont want to talk to you anymore!

by J.Conduit October 10, 2008

Goot

Verb: The act of spraying milk out of ones mouth because of the inability to swallow.

Aaron: Here dude have some milk.

Jonah: (Coughs and sprays milk everywhere)

Aaron: Ahh dude you just Gooted all over my wall and computer screen.

by Aaron1570 July 5, 2012

gootch

Grundle

He got kicked in the gootch!

by Ed K May 6, 2003