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juicy grandma

A juicy grandma is a MILF who is at top tear of all women. She is thick as hell, with busty boobs and the hips and ass of a goddess! You probably wouldn't even know she was 70, she still look 32!
Guy 1: Kyle you grandma is lame.
Kyle: She isn't that lame...
Guy 2: But I bust a nut in Kyle's juicy grandma's ass!
Guy 1: True, me too!
Kyle: Guys!!!
by The United Ones May 20, 2016
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Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.
Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
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The Grandma Grinder

The Grandma Grinder is when a man and his two brothers kidnap a girl’s grandma to lure her back to their place, waterboard her, slit her throat, and kill her grandma. The boys then cannibalise on both the girl and the grandma at an orgy/barbecue unbeknownst to the other attendees.
“Yo bro I don’t have plans this weekend want to pull The Grandma Grinder on Sally Hawkins?”

Hell yeah dude!”
by plop plip August 4, 2019
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Grandma girl

She is a mom girl and grandma girl
by 459395 March 11, 2022
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grandma jaundice

Where one person poops in the other person's eyes, and then they pee in their face.
by Grandpa Evans April 22, 2008
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grandma slut

your grandma that fucked many guys while in ww2.
dude you have a grandma slut.
by zeediss October 7, 2019
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grandma boss

A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
She really knows how to rock her new role as a grandma boss!
by 1team September 3, 2016
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