by oolcooldude December 19, 2016

An extremely stupid individual that lies repeatedly and hides or runs away from others when he or she knows they are in the wrong
Wow as if he owes you all that money after you helped him out and now he’s just hiding from you, what a goof rat bird!
by 1% battery life October 6, 2021

by Bitch google gave birth to December 23, 2014

by Lowqee December 18, 2020

When the dick/pussy of your partner is so good, it’s got you making potentially life-ruining decisions just so you continue to have access.
The pussy’s got my man so goofed up, he done co-signed for her high-interest credit card.
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
“Brittney, girl, Leon’s got you so goofed up on that dick, you went back after he gave you syphilis twice!”
by WhoopWhoopYaBoi April 24, 2024
