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Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third

Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
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The Solo Goldfish

The Solo Goldfish is a YouTuber based in the United States. He creates videos of things such as Minecraft videos and short films, as well as lots of random media like the "french fry video". Sometimes known as The Lonely Goldfish, this small influencer has a series called the Think Tank, in which he rants about literally anything. Take, for example, his video on why segregation is good IN A FANTASY SETTING. See, The Goldfish is not an ordinary YT content creator, he's funny, clever, and intellectual.
John McWhite-Guy: Who tf is The Solo Goldfish???
Me: A YouTuber who makes the funniest sh-t on the platform.
by 773. April 20, 2023
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Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.
May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.
by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024
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Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.
Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022
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Goldfishing

When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."

"I know her mind looked completely empty"
by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022
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Sucka ass goldfish

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by NBATEFLONBGMGRIZZY February 2, 2025
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Goldfishing

Pronunciation: Goldfishing (gowld · fi · shuhng)

Goldfishing is when someone or something is focusing on a particular thing (a task, people, objects) and suddenly, almost instantaneously, they lose focus on what they had originally been focused on and direct their attention to something else.

This is derived from the phenomenon that a goldfish's memory is a few seconds long.
"Dude, did you see my dog? He was chasing a squirrel, but he kept goldfishing onto the people walking on the street!"
by Paper Towels March 25, 2021
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