a type of friend that tends to forget you exist when they make new friends, or get a new girl/boyfriend, and then come crawling back if/when the relationship ends.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
similar to a goldfish forgetting something in its tank and rediscovering it after swimming around the entire tank.
“did you hear that marcus broke up with kristina?”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
“yeah, he came crawling back to me after ghosting me for a month. he’s such a goldfish friend, i hate when he does this shit.”
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Dan- Dude did you see Ryan swallow the goldfish when we played goldfish roulette.
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
Moe- Yeah I was literally rolling on the floor laughing
Connor- We all were
Ryan- I took it like a champ though
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Thing 2: jheez, you better find yourself a wholesome girl fam, shes waste.
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