GoldFish

The snack eats back?

billy: yo u got some GoldFish?
Jerry: ye wassup

by B.Mussolini March 22, 2022

My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."

by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021

Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026

Goldfish fart

When your butt cheeks are pressed together and you pass gas and the air has no way to escape except out through your pussy lips . And it bubbles like bloop bloop

I was sitting at my desk and I thought I had to fart turns out it was a goldfish fart.

by Krispichick January 23, 2025

Sucka ass goldfish

You

You a sucka ass goldfish

by NBATEFLONBGMGRIZZY February 2, 2025

Noah's Goldfish

noah who owns a white bowl of original goldish and is now eating it...

i have a profile piuture with Noah's Goldfish

by bigballs-2904 April 26, 2025

Goldfish

Goldfish is someone who forgets to respond to me and forgets things that are important about me aka my best friend.

You’re such a goldfish!how can you forget my birthday??I don’t t wanna talk to you anymore (>_<)

by Pandaʕ•ᴥ•ʔ April 16, 2024