Glazed Clam

When a guy pulls out and cums on the outside of the vagina.

Jennifer didn't want me to cum inside her, so I pulled out and gave her a Glazed Clam.

Glazed Clam by Clam Feast November 23, 2025

Glazed Frog

When you do a squashed frog against the glass but cum against the glass.

“Dude, I usually do a squashed frog but I couldn’t help it and did a glazed frog instead. Neighbors were still not impressed.”

Glazed Frog by Glazed-frog69 January 14, 2026

glazed doughnut

...A "little" toilet humor...

...I sat down to use the toilet today and found myself "on" a glazed doughnut...

glazed doughnut by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder March 27, 2026

Chocolate glazed timbit 

When a black guy nut’s on his balls and a girl sucks the nut off

Biggie cheese: yo she chocolate glazed timbit me last night

Chocolate glazed timbit by Jean meme lord March 29, 2019

Double Glazed Coolata 

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

Double Glazed Coolata by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014

shit-glazed 

The resulting sheen of feces on one's penis after anal sex.

"Wow. Look at the ass on that slut!"

"Ya, I wouldn't mind getting shit-glazed by her!"

shit-glazed by hooligan0068 February 13, 2010

Boston Glazed Donut 

When the male begins to stick his big ass dick into a female's ear hole. Then begins to shove the ear wax down his Penis Hole. Then begins to spread the rest of the ear wax on his dick, giving it a glazed affect. Then he begins to oral fuck her.

Damn Jerry made one hell of a Boston Glazed Donut for Grandma Norma.

Boston Glazed Donut by BostonBaker June 27, 2017