Skip to main content

Gentleman's Relaxation Time 

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.
Gentleman's Relaxation Time mug front
Get the Gentleman's Relaxation Time mug.
See more merch

Gentleman's Tournament 

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.
Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."

Gentleman's Ton 

120 sterling, or 120 pounds.

Some times known as a drink, otherwise known as a touch.
Lads here is that Gentleman's ton I owe you. £120 cash
Gentleman's Ton by Lord Gott March 29, 2013

Gentleman's Paste 

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."

Gentleman bringing glamour back 

When a lovestruck late teen/young adult attempts to win over the heart of a woman he has lusted over for time, using popular methods seen in old Rom-Com movies.
"Did you see that thing Clarke did for Sarah?"
"I Did, he was like a Gentleman bringing glamour back."

gentleman's afternoon

A gentleman's afternoon is the ideal afternoon away from family and work for a gentleman. Activities including dining, love making, taking tea, reclining, being entertained, dozing, misbehaving in private, self-indulging, socialising with select friends and confidants would all be possible.
Joe decided that he had far superseded expectations at work and that it was high time he took a gentleman's afternoon.

Gentleman's Wishbone 

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.
The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.
Gentleman's Wishbone by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017