An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

loving jesus so much that you stay a virgin but are so desperate to fuck some1 that you tell them to put it in your ass.
by weavesnatcher69 December 3, 2017

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.
by Ketysk June 7, 2018

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”
by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Adam: It's always been my goal to make it as a u.d.w.o.t.d.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.
Ricardo: I dont give a flying rat getting ass fucked.
Ricardo: Just kidding. I do and I wish you good luck.
Adam: Bet.
by Mr. Awesome 007 July 18, 2011

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.
1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."
by David "Chocolate" D. February 9, 2008
