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fuckface pirate 

similar to the original definition of fuckface, accept for the fact in this case, you only have one penis for an eye while you wear a patch over the missing penis/eye.
you roll up in your car to a stranger and cover one eye with your right hand and point your index fingure of your left hand at the stranger in front of your other eye. then, you simply ask the person "guess what i am". he confesses he doesnt know. you then say "no, guess!". when he gets frusturated and gives up, you then say "I'm a fuckface pirate, DUH!" then peel off into the night.
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Fuckface 

A person with penises for eyes. Very inconvenient, as you can imagine, but perhaps they could be of use in the porn industry.
My friend Kevin once said to me, in a fit of drunken stupidity, "Dude, I wish my eyes were penises!"

Lo and behold, the fates decided to agree with his request and grant it in the most hideous manner possible, for when he awoke the next day, instead of gazing at the ceiling above him, an inflamed phallus emerged from each eyelid.

He soon found himself standing on street corners, destitude and holding up a cardboard sign that read "Please be my friend" while civilians passed by and laughed, for he couldn't hide his erections, and when limp, his new penis-eyes looked hideous as ever. Kevin sat down and began to weep, though it was naught but urine trickling down his cheeks.

Truly, a lesson is to be learned from all this: Be careful what you wish for!
Fuckface by Killing Kittens October 20, 2004

fuckface 

a great term for that "special someone" show them that you care, and you love them.
I love you fuckface.
hey fuckface i love you.
fuckface you rck muh' sox.
fuckface by Murphie M. September 13, 2006

Fuckface 

fuckface
big fuckface in the fuck face
Fuckface by DemonSlayr March 1, 2021

jackass-fuckface

n. a miscreant at the top of his game; a title awarded to those who toil unremittingly for personal gain at the expense of others
ex. 1) i played that gig three months ago and the jackass-fuckface still hasn't payed me.

ex. 2) i was playing team slayer in boarding action and some jackass-fuckface on my team kept hogging the sniper rifle.
jackass-fuckface by -=Pez=- September 14, 2003

Fuckface 

An annoying, ugly person who is clueless about their annoyingness and/or uglyness.
That fuckface won't stop talking to me.
Fuckface by Frannyizzle November 23, 2007

fuckface von clownstick 

Donald Trump's birth-name.
"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."
Word of the Day on February 23, 2017