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officer friendly

the name of the police officer who unjustly beat, arrested, or even killed someone. Made famous by Jello Biafra and punk bands like leftover crack
We were just leaving the show when officer friendly beat me across the head with his billy club.
by EVC June 28, 2007
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friendly fire

When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.
Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.
by The Challenge May 15, 2009
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friendly fire

When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
by markah stewart December 28, 2005
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bi-friendly

Someone that doesn't mind having sexual contact with the same sex, even though they are heterosexual.
Jana is straight but when she hangs out with her bi-sexual roommate Amy and her boyfriend, she can be quite bi-friendly.
by Flip-6 December 19, 2010
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friendly friend

phrase - a friend that is friendly
used mainly toward animals
When a cute little puppy runs up to you, exclaim : "Hi, friendly friend!"
by ~GTS~ April 29, 2008
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friendly fire

When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.
Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?
by Paul June 11, 2004
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Mosh Friendly

Something venues say in order to forgo all liability in case someone gets hurt moshing the proper way.

A complete contradiction, because moshing is an untamed release of anger and adrenaline, and there's nothing friendly about it other than the common courtesy that includes picking someone up if they fall or helping someone out if they are injured. The only people who say "mosh friendly" are those who want to look like hardcore punks/metalheads but they're too scared to actually get in a real f**king pit. They're normally the assholes who piss and moan about how someone accidentally elbowed them.
Annoying prick: "Woah dude, watch where you're moshing! I'm holding a beer! Mosh friendly, man! Wtf GAWD show some respect!"

Metalhead: *doesn't hear Annoying prick because he's actually enjoying the show

*Annoying prick throws beer and other things at Metalhead while moshing but Metalhead still doesn't notice.

*Annoying prick is more disrespectful than mosher
by qeefsonface September 9, 2012
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