freshman shock and awe

When you transition to the next highest educational institution (elementary school to middle school, middle school to high school, high school to college) and you need to adjust to your teachers expecting more from you and more work and you're shocked by your grades because they're terrible/not what you expected. Normally "awe shit" follows the shock, thus the "shock and awe"

Aja: Yes! I got straight A's! What'd you get Marcus?
Marcus: *stares at grades, mouth wide open* awe shit
Aja: What's wrong?
Marcus: I got 3 F's! How did this happen!? I did good last year!
Aja: Sounds like you got the freshman shock and awe my friend

by Selenaaaass November 16, 2012

Lowery Freshman Center

A dumbass high school that isn’t really a high school. A place filled with ass fucked teachers, and weird kids. As soon as you enter the shitty hospital looking building, you’ll be yelled at by someone who stands at the door, since you don’t have your ID on. Then, when you go down to house 100 to get a new ID (for 5 goddamn dollars, I might add,) you immediately get dress coded as you walk in for the leggings you are wearing. my point is, this school is ass. it’s basically just a great value Allen High School teachers are pretty shit, layout is shit, lunch system is shit. trying to get up and down the stairs without being shoved is shit. everything is kinda just...shit.

Guy: “Hey, you go to the Lowery Freshman Center right?

Girl: ”Yeah, I do.”

Guy: “I’m so sorry.“

Girl: “It’s okay. It’ll only be one year anyways.”

by Wtf boi October 3, 2019

Pet a Freshman Day

Day that takes place on the first Friday of December that is dedicated to "making freshman feel more inferior than they already are" by petting them in a loving, non-harmful way. The best petting occurs with the little ones, getting a solid pet right on their heads. It is made even better by shouting "You're so adorable!" in a high falsetto during the pet.

Rob: Yo dude, are you celebrating Pet a Freshman Day this year???

Alex: OF COURSE! I pet freshman all the time, now we can all celebrate their adorable awkwardness together!

by Jcon (THEE original creator!) June 9, 2011

fucking freshman

<noun> any person who doesn't like their significant other enough to not cheat on them, but does like them enough not to break up with them after cheating. Age does not apply (ie not only freshman can be termed "fucking freshman")

Don't worry...he's just a fucking freshman

by seymooore June 28, 2009

Freshman killer

When an upperclassman gets influenced to date a freshman

Is he actually dating that hairy freshman?, yeah obviously he’s a freshman killer

by Some Gender 8 February 17, 2018

cock hungry freshman

despite her manly appearance, she craves the male genitals of older, whore weary college males. Can be known to have bouts of constant mindless talking.

dude did you tap that ass last night?

no man, she was defiantly a cock hungry freshman...

by ostenbowa September 30, 2010

Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.

“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”

by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021