Francis

a caretaker who earns minimum wage and is also a wanted pedophile

'right, gimme your diaries'
'its francis, zip up your fly and run'

by pollyswaffer111 February 1, 2019

Francis Special

The drink you obtain after mixing all flavors of Mountain Dew that is said to taste like diabetes.

I am thirsty, can you make me a Francis Special. And double the Code Red, it's Christmas for God's sake.

by OCWEB November 30, 2016

Francis

Francis is an ABSOLUTE Alpha male. Commonly has a MASSIVE shlong and is often of Italian descent. Always has a way with the ladies and is a general hotty!

Girl 1: Did you see Francis today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think he winked at me, I almost fainted.
Francis: Hey girls

Girls: PLEASE MARRY ME!!!!

by Alpha Male 445 September 9, 2021

tara francis

beautiful pierced up angel girl sent from heaven to cast wrath upon weird managers and fill her companions with love (and useless information and fun facts"

oh my god is that tara francis shes so sexy

by Anonymous Idiot August 14, 2025

georgina francis

irl angel!!! actually perfect

georgina francis is such an angel i love her sm

by lexi lolz x September 1, 2021

Six handed Sir Francis Drake

-Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.

-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.

While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.

by Xamatron October 16, 2008

Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?

Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023