dumb donut

a slut who cheats. See "Spare me the Details" by The Offspring.

She's a dumb donut, I can't believe she dit that behind your back.

by Nick June 04, 2004

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 03, 2003

Trojan Donut

This is, quite simply, when you insert a lubed, unrolled condom into someones ass with your finger, blow it up like a balloon inside their ass, tie it off, and then whip it out of their asshole as hard as you can.

It's worth doing a Trojan Donut just to hear the sound it makes.

by lcableguy9002 November 05, 2009

Norwegian Donut

When you bend a chick backwards, so that her face is touching her ass, and you shoot your load on her face so that it drips onto her ass, thus 'glazing' the donut.

Dude Willie, you totally put the glaze on that Norwegian Donut all over Mariel. Nice.

by DigiMan Shart July 09, 2009

Pocket Donut

The 'Pocket Donut' was originally founded by Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney - 'The Black Keys', a band. The 'Pocket Donut' appears in their video, 'Tighten Up'. A pocket donut is a donut which is given to you upon greeting someone. You nod, say hi, and then the person you are meeting with will produce a donut from the pocket of their jacket. This donut may or may not have been partially eaten already. You must then gladly take this donut, and eat it gratefully. It is the sign of a true bond between friends. Not best friends, but Pocket Donut Friends. A Pocket Donut Friend has a far superior bond than a mere best friend.

Guy One: Hey man, what's up
Guy Two: 'Sup *produces pocket donut, hands it to Guy One*
Guy One: *takes donut, secretly admiring the fact that he has finally found himself a friend who keeps donuts for him in his pocket*

by ellumsableeex May 20, 2011

rub donuts

lesbian sex involving the contact or stimulation of one vagina by another, aka scissoring

"hey baby wanna rub donuts"

or

"ew i'm not a lesbian, i don't rub donuts"

by Leo "Hyphy" Bay Area November 06, 2007

Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.

Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.

by Amish Donut July 15, 2014