floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Floppy Lango

When your dick is shriveled, red can’t get hard.

Girl: The man I was with last night, had a Floppy lango
Girl 2: ew that’s terriable

by Kremily Manhole February 3, 2018

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

floppy compartment

The name for a vagina that is all banged out, loose, and just plain floppy looking. You get a floppy compartment by putting many large objects into a vagina.

I saw this porno and the girl had a seriously floppy compartment.
Man you could fit a basketball into that floppy compartment.

by chodanut April 22, 2008

Floppy fish

When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow

I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish

by Fam56 March 25, 2018

Floppy Sock

When the full end of a condom hangs off your dick

I pulled out and slapped her in the thigh with the floppy sock

by WhiskeyKarma October 4, 2018