Feet

The most pristine part of the human body. They are essential for using shoes, and that means you can wear the brand new shrek crocs your parents got you during the back to school sale.

Clint Stevens: "Wow I totally really like feet"
Everyone who watches Clint Stevens: "Hahaha feet lol"

by Pistachio Ice Cream September 3, 2018

beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

6 Feet of Fun

1) The trademark motto for Bubble Tape.
2)A term used to describe Chuck Norris' dick.
3)What douchebags call their three inch long excuse of a penis.

Douchebag 1:Hey man, you ready to go fuck those bitches down at the club?

Douchebag 2:Hellz yes! I brought my 5 dollar footlong!

Douchebag 1:Well I brought my 6 Feet Of Fun, let's do this!

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle against Bubble Tape for the trademark slogan 6 Feet Of Fun.

by xlVLCMSTNDlx September 1, 2009

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

About 20 feet

How deep the legend Beetlejuice thinks a 6 foot hole is.

Hey Beet if you dig a 6 foot hole how deep is it. Um I think it’s about 20 feet.

by WillC73 May 7, 2020

trailer park feet

Feet at the height of disrepair and neglect, usually resulting from lack of shoes, pavement, and personal hygiene. Coincides frequently with dirt tans, wife beaters and twelve packs of beer that cost less than three dollars.

Billy get them trailer park feet off my table, they's making me too sick to drink m'beer.

by bsquared July 4, 2007