Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Failure of Journalism

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Failure

Me

I am such a failure

by That guy with depression June 8, 2019

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020

Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.

Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing

by The Bladder Master July 21, 2019

I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck

I’m going to be a failure.

by confused cajun man January 23, 2021

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019