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eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.
Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!
by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016
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Bathroom Eyes

A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.
That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.

She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.
by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008
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Douche Eye

A non-verbal cue given to express disappointment, disapproval, dislike, or general disdain. aka a dirty look.
The guy just stood there on his porch with his arms crossed and gave me the douche eye.

My wife didn't have to say anything when I said I wanted to go out with the guys. I knew the answer when she gave me the Douche Eye.
by bktscrambler October 6, 2009
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homo-eye

a piercing but uncomfortable stare directly into the eyes usually accompanied by a slightly perked eyebrow (usually done by homosexuals)
Yo Mike, um that dude just totally homo-eyed you..
by The Jesster December 29, 2007
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Eye Hawk

A person next to you who is eye fucking your phone, trying to read your texts.
Nephew was being an eye hawk all night. I think he knew I was texting his bitch.
by droe1021 May 20, 2019
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eye skeet

When your snake gets too excited and shoots out a poor girls retina
Boy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Girl: Oh fuck I think you blinded me
Boy: No, don't worry its just a little Eye Skeet.
by NinjaKilla December 30, 2005
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orgy eyes

When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!

I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
by Lunicus October 16, 2013
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