danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 26, 2019

Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.

Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.

by Meat Shower February 17, 2020

Drunken Elephant

When you teabag someone in the Roman War Helmet formation (placing one testical in each eye so the penis hangs down the nose to resemble a Roman War Helmet) and they begin to struggle causing your now flaccid member to bounce about Thierry face like the trunk of a stumbling drunk elephant.

I had her in a perfect Roman war helmet until she awoke horrified and it devolved into a drunken elephant, she sucks.

by Torrid Feltchgoddess January 8, 2018

white elephant

1)A gag gift, usually an unwanted gift that is rewrapped and redistributed. 2)Bundy Gift.

I got this Joey Fatone Bobblehead doll from that turkey across the street. What could I do with it? I know, It can be the White Elephant at the Christmas party this year!

by Bedford Hopeful November 8, 2004

Elephant Zipper

The act of closing a zipper through the strength of your penis.

James can elephant zipper.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011

Elephant Sex

This term is literally derived from the action of two elephants having sex.
In any case, the elephant has a huge penis, and this is represented by a human males knee.

This can be taken as boyish behaviour act, as males will take their friends/mates by surprise in "elephant sexing" them.

Please see examples.

Example 1:
John, and Dave are walking along, when John then walks behind Dave and uses his knee in a thrusting fashion into Daves ass.
Thus creating the effect of having sexual intercourse with an elephant.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Ha ha I just elephant sexed you!"
Person 2: "Ouch that hurt what are you doing?"
Person 1: "You have just been shagged by an elephant!"

by Nala GarnDer May 19, 2009