Some doctors liken it to a tree trunk. Others to a length of anchor rope. And still others compare it to a barber's pole. Whatever it's true dimensions, Edgar Acuña is stuck with a gigantic penis, and science can't help him.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
Diagnosed with Phallumegaly (bigness of penis) at a young age, Edgar Acuña grew up without learning how to ride bike... without being able to play little league (protective cups are too small)... without being able to feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. And it looks as though he'll never be able to enjoy those everyday pleasures.
Recently rejected for yet another risky penis reduction surgery, Edgar is lost. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on his Neanderthal club-sized penis out of a fear of massive blood loss. "When you've got a cannon like Edgar’s, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous," explains Dr. Emily Granverse of Institute of Phallumegaly. "I'm afraid Mr. Acuña’s will just have to stumble through life with what seems like, in many respects, a third femur."
Edgar will have to wait for what might be a long, long, long time.
by Ahkuna April 20, 2022
Get the Edgar Acuñamug. by redgfrse November 14, 2019
Get the Edgarmug. a blonde girl that falls in love with skater boys and thinks that the word "bababooey" is funny but so do i
by dingdongthewitchisdead69 November 26, 2020
Get the hannah edgarmug. Regular Edgar is Sagittarius and adventurous by heart, warrior by nature. Not easily entertained and quickly becomes bored.
A Polyamorous lover.
Bohemian knowledge seeker.
A Polyamorous lover.
Bohemian knowledge seeker.
by PhuckHoff November 22, 2021
Get the Regular edgarmug. 
Get the Edgarmug. by Iheartlj January 31, 2024
Get the edgar of the yearmug. How to be a try hard edgar 😂🤣
1. have a goofy ahh bowl cut
2. waddle like a penguin cus u dont wanna crease the forces 😩
3. wear a fake chain
and there you go you are now literally almost every mexican boy in my school 😏
1. have a goofy ahh bowl cut
2. waddle like a penguin cus u dont wanna crease the forces 😩
3. wear a fake chain
and there you go you are now literally almost every mexican boy in my school 😏
edgars most of the time are toxic, are just playing with your feelings, have a lot of girls in his phone and they think they’re the shit.
by randomuserofsomebodywhoisbored December 15, 2022
Get the edgarmug.