Earl

The term earl is the ripping of one's rectal cavity and shoving a twix down into the prostate gland. Some say that this is most enjoyable at raj's corner store.

I can't wait to get home and earl everywhere!

by BaxterMuncher March 23, 2023

Earl

verb: To kill an abuser

Who do we need to Earl?

by ibrake February 7, 2023

Earl

to kill an abuser

Who do we need to Earl?

by ibrake February 7, 2023

Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

Habanero Earl

When one sticks s habanero oil chicken wing up their own ass then dies.

He gave himself a habanero earl. #Earlsgottadie

by Eunice 1 December 13, 2022

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Earl Gault 2020

The white nigga that would be the best president the America has.

Hey you should go vote for the white nigga earl gault to be president and be named Earl Gault 2020.

by Earls vice president March 19, 2019