Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 09, 2021

dirty doody

when he’s good with his fingers and know how to use his cock

he’s such a dirty doody

by dirtydoody69 May 09, 2021

doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer November 24, 2007

doodie chomper

bob. eats poop.

you know who bob is? the doodie chomper?

by midix enormus August 07, 2021

doodie doodie

A term of endearment for a pet, baby, baby animal or significant other when you have the urge to squeeze them because they’re so cute and you love them. Usually spoken in baby talk. - I wuv my widdle doodie doodie

Girl: look at my new kitten. He’s only 8 weeks old.

Other girl: Aw wook at dat widdle doodie doodie.

by Doodies July 14, 2022

Doody Snack

A polite way to ask for anal sex

I don’t care if the booty fat, you better get prepared for the doody snack.

Optional : can get taste of the doody snack

by Meanus Penis Jones August 23, 2022

Doody soup

Noun : something that does not meet your expectations.

That concert was doody soup.

This sandwich tastes like doody soup.

by Art Vandalay, Architect May 15, 2011