High School Douche-Bag

A singular person or group of people who wear Northface and Air Jordans, NIKE Socks and Sandals (or similar pair of popular footwear) Constantly uses old internet jokes (Ex. Come At Me Bro, The Game ect.) and "That's What She Said". They claim to be popular by working out, act rude to everybody except other douche-bags or the girl they are trying to impress, play nothing but Angry Birds, Modern Warfare 3 and the newest version of the most popular sports game and claim to be a gamer. Has a need to stand in the middle of the hallway. They usually are pretentious, obnoxious and typically have no interesting personality.

NOTE: You can still do these things and be a good, clever and interesting person. (But just not many people who do these things are.)

High School Douche-Bag: *Walks into class late while everyone is reading and accidentally trip on someone's backpack*

"Come at me bro!"

*Then sits and plays with phone all class period while talking loudly to friends*

Me: *Whispers to friend*

High School Douche-Bag: *Looks at me and says:* "You guys, I'm trying to read here so can you be quiet"

*Goes back to talking about the football game to friends*

by SegaGenocideCD June 2, 2012

douche cannon

a person who is far more douchebaggedy than your everday douche bag. That word is insufficient, which warrants the use of douche cannon, when this person is off the charts in douchebaggedness scale, and you would readily render them infertile using acid on their genitalia. Douche cannon originates from the early name calling methods used during the Revolutionary war era. British soldiers commonly degraded their fellow army members, when they were incompetent with a cannon or other gunpowder apparati, They were aptly named "douche cannons" and usually were subject to sodomy from their horse. In conclusion, this is the strongest level of douchebaggery, use it wisely for its conotations are far more powerfull than calling someone a fag, or retard, or shitbrick.

Speaker A- Dude my mom's a complete douche cannon

Speaker B- WTF i can't believe you just called your mom a douche cannon, thats serious shit

Speaker A- Yea.

by kermitbangme69 February 20, 2007

douche knight

A person who is a utter dick to everyone they meet. Name is primarly inspired by the movie the "dark kight", but with a little douche flavor.

Man, presswood sure is a douche knight!

by moon knight February 28, 2009

douche baggage

noun. The friends of friends that show up at parties and generally disregard the rules of the house making asses of themselves in the process. They are hard to get rid of for fear of offending your close friend that is friends with these people.

I'd invite Phil to the party but he always brings along his douche baggage.

by cynic4000 May 17, 2007

Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.

My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!

by jenskank March 22, 2009

Douche Supreme

The biggest douche that ever was. His douchiness is so grand it makes all the other douches seem like nice guys. And he's french.

"Valentine is the Douche Supreme"

by lesser-douche February 22, 2009

douche whistler

1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.

2. The act of totally sucking.

3. Most hippies

4. A complete tool box

"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."

by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009