Discordian

You spend money on discord nitro for your kitten, you do nothing but spend your days on discord, you have e-sex with your discord kittens, welcome to the discordian life, my friend.

Friend-“Discord sucks, only fatass losers go on that shit”

Me (who is a part of that Discordian life)- *grabs gun*

by Got2BCoolest May 29, 2022

Discord packing

Discord packing is known to roast people like obliterate destroy make them WWII Hiroshima!!!

Discord packing is too insult one of another
" Ex You shower with an brick dumbass!"

Alex: Your in that discord packing call?
Jayden: Yeah they be flaming blazing their asses!

by Soy Man May 31, 2022

Discord Fighter

A fighting game with a concurrent player base so small that the in-game matchmaking system is unable to find a match even after 5-15 minutes of waiting. Hardcore fans of the game would then use Discord to find matches as a last ditch effort to keep the game alive.

"Why can't I find a match on Nick Brawl? Is online dead?"

"Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl is not a dead game, it's a Discord Fighter. Just find matches on the official NASB Discord!"

"Discord Fighters are dead games lol, go save your $50 and play Multiversus instead."

by T64 August 1, 2022

Discord Kitten

A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.

Hey! Did you see that Kirro has a new discord kitten? Odds on hes a fat bloke?

by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022

Discord Kitten Colony

A group of people in a Discord server/community who behave overly wholesome to the point of arousing suspicion as to how they actually behave behind closed doors, or will behave upon a mask off moment. They're generally seen in groups, posting hugging emotes upon seeing other specific users, making comments like calling others cute in the midst of an on-going conversation, and a few others.

Although it isn't all that common for someone in a Discord Kitten Colony to secretly be terrible people, it's incredibly noticable when they reveal themselves as such: typically by either starting a flame war, having a meltdown, or saying something to get banned.

"What's up with all those guys posting the :cuddle: emote when seeing each other?"
"Oh, don't pay much attention to them, that's just the server's Discord Kitten Colony."
"Any specific users I should be concerned about?"
"The guy with a Zero-Two PFP secretly hates gay people and the guy with the Courier Six avatar likes lolicon. The rest are normal. Well, relatively normal."

by Idiotinfrontofadesk August 26, 2022

discord mod

usually, a discord mod is pretty fat and overweighted. a real discord mod likes to date 12 year old girls and he likes to ban innocent people

beluga: yo lester, wanna hear a joke?
discord mod named lester: Rule 69: no jokes/memes in general
beluga: *tells the joke anyways*
*beluga was banned*

by timtiminsky September 14, 2022

Discordia

ＤＩＳＣＯＲＤＩＡ... is a community unlike any other. We're a mixing pot of wild human animals boiling together 24 hours a day. We believe in equality and freedom. Citizenship is granted upon joining and stands as the only significant role to hold as it comes with two very powerful mod rights.

PS. The Best discord server to ever exist

discordgg goddessofchaos

Lets go to Discordia and fuck around in front street custer.

by Anonnnnnnn1261245 September 22, 2022