dingleberry 

There seems to be a misconception concerning the forming of a dingleberry and whether toilet paper is actually part of said dingleberry. A dingleberry is simply a rogue particle of shit that mysteriously attaches itself to a butt hair. Toilet paper only becomes involved in attempting to remove the offending turd. One first notices a dingleberry after crapping & feeling an odd "tug" on ones butt hair. Then the person wiggles back and forth making the dingleberry go side to side hitting the butt cheeks like a striker hitting a church bell.

That was the biggest dingleberry since Kato Kalin

dingleberry by bigbobp January 13, 2009

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs 

The tasty cereal made with your choice of cereal and dingleberries.

Mmmm Fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs. My favorite.
Your fuzzy Frosted Dingleberry Puffs are rotten.

fuzzy frosted dingleberry puffs by dirp June 22, 2006

dingleberry soup 

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

dingleberry soup by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

dingleberry slinger 

a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.

Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!

dingleberry slinger by I feel beasty June 20, 2009

Nose Dingleberries

A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.

"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."

Or:

"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"

Nose Dingleberries by bleh skrimblies March 4, 2009

dingleberry 

1. a small piece of feces stuck in the hairs around the anus after defacation.

2. a person who is perhaps intelligient but engages in annoying behavior

That professor just assigned a 25-page paper, what a dingleberry!

dingleberry by Rocket J. Squirrel September 20, 2005

dingleberry 

The crusty fecal matter that cannot be removed on the first wipe. These devilish pieces of turd dangle like unwanted Christmas ornaments. Just as you commit to wiping any remnants away, they form into tiny clusters resembling a horrible goulash of brown and black nuggets.

Dangit! I got some dingleberry stuck in my drawers again! Bring out the 2 ply Charmin!

dingleberry by DingleDangle November 9, 2007