Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.

"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"

by 13 Vans June 08, 2012

crab dangle

Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin

Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!

by Crabdangler6969 what is 69 June 18, 2014

bo dangles

somthing that is dank

the pick of the crop

god that dank was the bo dangles

by tj September 03, 2004

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat February 16, 2012

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte October 27, 2007

dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 04, 2009

Dangling Fury

Hanging testicle sac in heat

Wow...those balls are raging! It's dangling fury in my face.

by tony from the lido September 20, 2011