dangling deuce

A small portion of fecal matter that remains stuck to the anus after defecation and cannot be expelled by normal methods of muscular contraction. Often a byproduct of excessive cheese consumption.

I thought I was in the clear, but I realized too late that I hadn't taken care of a dangling deuce and now my hand is covered in shit.

by fudgedragon November 19, 2010

crab dangle

Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin

Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!

by Crabdangler6969 what is 69 June 17, 2014

bo dangles

somthing that is dank

the pick of the crop

god that dank was the bo dangles

by tj September 3, 2004

Carrot Dangle

The male equivalent to the ever fascinating woman's side-boob.

Jeez you guys, did you see Dane's carrot dangle today?

by Sam Howat April 10, 2012

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007

dangling modifier

Huge erection (but hanging) or non-erect (way hanging) male appendage when viewed by a heterosexual makes him 'turn' homo just so he can slurp, gobble, and ride the turgid torpedo. Thus, modifying his sexual orientation.

When Chuck saw Big Percy's dangling modifier in the showers, he realized then he's always been a closeted peter puffer.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

dangling nipple

A 90 year old womans Double D boobs that have never been supported by an over the shoulder boulder holder

Man that old lady had some dangling nipples

by dave ledford November 2, 2011