A drinking bird that tries to kill himself until his monkey friend Gabby fucks it up. Also, there's a captain, with a daughter. They constantly try to get laid with her. I mean Gabby and Crow. Not her father. These characters were in a fucked up comic known as "Maakies". It had a TV adaptation on Adult Swim. It sucked! Only ran for 11 episodes. And if you see it, you won't wonder why.
by poopmanwtf101 September 21, 2016
Get the drinky crowmug. The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds
by The purple master December 27, 2019
Get the The purple crowmug. by Isharted69 October 31, 2011
Get the Crow's Facemug. Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
Get the Crow Parentsmug. I drove past Sams house this weekend, she was washing her car showing her angry crow off to the whole street.
by Dingbat73 June 6, 2017
Get the angry crowmug. An Indian crow is a crow that was born In the subcontinent of India. These birds often identify as Buddhist and migrate north rather than south for winter on account of likening the cold, much like the mind flayer from stranger things. This bird is indeed a strange thing.
A Indian crow loves cold snowy invirements. The Indian crow prefers to eat larger birds and is a bird of prey. The Indian crow looks like a normal crow but looks are desiving you must observe its habits to truly know what category of crow it fall into.
by 🧠🧠🧠 February 18, 2021
Get the Indian crowmug. 