The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
by CMann2010 October 28, 2010
by Emily, Emma and Lindsay November 10, 2008
by Bee-Money May 08, 2013
The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 25, 2013
The tendency for your pants to 'smile' when worn too tightly around the hips and thighs. Often present in overweight people wearing a smaller size than they can handle. The opposite of Hammer pants.
by HollywoodHash July 21, 2014
When your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn't showered in three days.
by Cool James and Black Teacher October 12, 2016
The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 04, 2010