Yank the crank

Jacking off

I got bored at work last night so I told my bitch of a boss that I was going to go home and yank the crank

by Soviet Duck November 6, 2020

crank the yank

Another way of saying jerking off masturbating

Cole was in the bathroom cranking the yank. Crank the yank jacking off

by Wile-e coyote January 9, 2017

Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

Twilight Crank

A guy who is obviously a fan of the Twilight movies or books. Usually an emo guy.

Dude, that guy is obviously a fan of Twilight. He's major Twilight Crank!

by cdlustscats June 2, 2010

Road Crank

The act of masturbating while driving in your car.

Is that guy next to us road crankin?

by Bryan November 19, 2004

crank hair

Pubic hair that is located on the shaft of the penis.

Dude, I got my crank hair stuck in my zipper.

by Paul June 20, 2006

Crank That Lincoln

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, right before he ejaculates, he pulls out and squirts at the back of her head. A reference to abraham lincoln who got shot in the back of his head.

One night I was so annoyed with sally I thought it would be funny if I crank that lincoln without her knowing.

by Todd MacGuire December 29, 2007