pseudo-cousin

a person whose family has known your family for an extremely long time and whose history you know so well you might as well be related (even though you technically aren't).

Amy's parents grew up with her best friend Kate's parents, so Kate and Amy are pseudo-cousins.

by busrider December 27, 2008

Sumeet's Cousins

1) Approximatley fifty individuals that roam our world, that also happen to be related to Sumeet.
2) Any person of Indian (the country India) descent

1. Sumeets cousin is a mad baller on the volleyball team.
2. That guy looks like he is one of sumeet's cousins.

by madballr February 22, 2005

Cousins with benefits

When you and someone aren’t exactly together And you both are cousins you and the person are cousins with benefits

You and Ethan Dolan are cousins with benefits

by Hellobros May 26, 2020

Cousin Cletus

An individual who has sexual relations with members of their own family.

Heeeeeey Cousin Cletus is it true it ain't right ta have relations with folks who ain't yer kin?

by snabald July 13, 2003

weiner cousin

When 2 guys have sex with the same chick they become weiner cousins

After Josh slept with everyone of his pledge brothers ex-girlfriends he was not only their BALT but their weiner cousin as well.

by BigTallBezz November 18, 2009

Distant cousin

To indicate somebody who might be vaguely related to you, but you are either going to, or have already, tapped that ass.

"Hey, is that hottie your cousin?"

"Yeah... DISTANT cousin, if you know what I mean."

by Mona Richards December 9, 2008

Tounge cousins

When a guy or a girl has swapped spit with the same person thier friend has.

That freaking tounge whore makes out with everyone when she's drunk. That makes you guys Tounge Cousins.

by 915 Outlaw November 14, 2009