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Balls to contact

1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)

2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.

2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
by kdiggitydog June 16, 2010
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Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)
Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick
mugGet the Contact Confirmedmug.

Contacting Aliens

What are those two doing under the bleachers? Oh there just Contacting Aliens!
by Commie Tears! June 9, 2018
mugGet the Contacting Aliensmug.

Pro-Contact

A person (especially a paraphile) who is in support of acting on sexual interests. This especially applies to ones that are harmful when acted upon, such as pedophilia, zoophilia, necrophilia, etc. If someone says they are pro-contact, they typically mean that they believe you are free to act on these interests, and that said things someone is attracted to can consent.
Person 1: I am a pro-contact zoophile. I believe that animals can consent, and that it is okay to have relationships with them.
by mr. awezum July 2, 2025
mugGet the Pro-Contactmug.

Hard To Contact

It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”

Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact
by KeeGee February 20, 2020
mugGet the Hard To Contactmug.

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