Dead-Commenting

When someone comments on a Deviantart journal that involves drama that got resolved a long time ago.
So...you're still Dead-Commenting, huh?
by MM132 September 09, 2019
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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.
Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.
by eightiesrule January 14, 2011
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pocket commented

Getting a facebook comment on a picture or status from someone who did it accidentally in their pocket. Like a pocket dial

Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
Amy- "cc"

What?

Amy- "Sorry, I pocket commented."
by beneficiall August 01, 2012
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Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
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Comment Betches

Two girls who only communicate with each other via the comment section on their respective Instagram posts, but do not maintain a real in-person friendship.
“Are u friends with Macie? She always comments on your pictures.”
No I actually don’t really talk to her, we’re just comment betches.”
by 3leggreg May 17, 2020
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Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.
Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.
by DrBrian December 23, 2020
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