the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord

Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

Combat Barbie

A baddie in the Army or U.S. Military that always looks good and maintains professionalism. A combat barbie is a woman who likes to keep her nails and lashes done, hair is always looking sleek and she likes to keep her face beat. A combat barbie can also rock a natural face or full beat depending on the day. She is also very stylish, funny and the life of the party outside of the uniform.

Wow SPC *Fine Shyt* is such a combat barbie! I've never seen her looking chopped in uniform ever! She's a baddie fr.

by ther1ghtone March 12, 2025

combat riding

Phrase used by motorcyclists to describe the experience of riding in congested urban areas.

"We call it combat riding - everywhere else, you presume the drivers just can't see you, but here you have to presume they CAN see you, and are actively trying to kill you."

by ScrapinPeg September 15, 2012

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012

Jak X: Combat Racing

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.

"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."

by Epic Does Things April 23, 2017

combat nerd

A combat nerd is a player who says skilling is a waste of time with a combat lvl usually between 120-130 with a shit total level. eg. 1600. The funny thing is they are hopeless at combat and camp at bandits.

Grunza: Why don't you train your skills?
Calumforwrd : Becuase its a waste of time, im all combat.
Grunza: Lol, the funny thing is your combat is shit you combat nerd.

by Grunza January 18, 2009