Columbus

a racist man who claimed America even though Native Americans were already there and he enslaved them and basically killed them all

You: ayo do yk who Columbus is
Me: yeah i hate that mf

by ranboozled September 12, 2021

Christopher Columbused a Bitch

To be the first white man to fuck a bitch that's only been fucked by blacks

Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch

by asdfasdfweiosdng January 21, 2025

columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind

I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.

by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

Columbus, ks

pedophile central. tweakers everywhere... bad for small town

Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS

by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

columbusing

The act of columbusing refers to being the first (famous) white person to “discover” something or somewhere that non-white people (and some white people) have known for a while. Popularized in a CollegeHumor skit, it references how Columbus is credited for “discovering” the New World in 1492, although there were already ingenous people on there, and besides, vikings had already reached the Americas centuries before.

Twerking has been around since at least the 90s, but it only entered the public conscious after Miley Cyrus got away with columbusing it.

by the riverside August 11, 2023

gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.

friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.

by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008