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Columbia 

A planned community in central Maryland. The vision of James Rouse in the 1960's.

Not a town, not a city, but huge and threatening to take over surrounding areas like Scaggsville and Clarksville, Columbia is also notorious for many nursing homes and being "Suburban Nation".
"Dude, there's nothing to do in Columbia after 9. The only 24/7 place is the 7-11."
Columbia by Columbian April 23, 2005

Columbian Highway 

the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of a man's penis
"That bitch just gave me a Columbian highway!" or "Have you ever had a Columbian highway?"
Columbian Highway by Dr.Mushroom December 27, 2008

columbian bull frog

the act of stomping on one's testicles with golf, football, or baseball cleets while the said person is lying on the ground, perferably cement.
while john was lying on cement, ben stomped on his testicles with his baseball cleets inducing a columbian bull frog

Columbian Margarita 

The act of "sprinkling" cocaine around the anal sphincter prior to giving the subject a "rim job". The cocaine represents the salt of a Margarita Rimmer.
Remember the disco days? I sure had my share of Columbian Margaritas
Columbian Margarita by PB3P0 August 29, 2010

Columbian Toothbrush 

placing cocaine on your finger and rubbing it on your gums like a toothbrush.
Want a bump?
Can't my nose is stuffed up.
So use a Columbian Toothbrush.

columnbined 

Actually created by Vex, but used often by Audiovoid.
"Columnbined bitch!1" or "You just got columbined newb."
columnbined by Vex February 10, 2005