Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 26, 2013

coconut

Indians that are white-washed.

Riki is definately a coconut.

by crispyb October 4, 2005

Coconut Crack

A hairy-ass crack, usually seen when a someone has low rise pants or a needs a belt.

Dude, I thought Stacy was hot till I saw her coconut crack last night

by anal cookie March 21, 2009

Coconut

a person who has a big head and thinks highly of themselves

Jack is a coconut. Even thought he is no better than the rest of us.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Coconut

A black man who acts white. Example: Like the fruit a coconut is brown on the outside, yet white on the inside.

Man, that nigga right there is a coconut, his ass might as well be white.

by Chris Fago December 28, 2003

Coconut Freud

the sexual practice that occurs when a man, upon achieving orgasm, ejaculates into the facial hair of his partner.

I was expecting Hugo to cum in my mouth, but instead he made my beard all messy by giving me a Coconut Freud!

by Pattycakes! February 8, 2007

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016