cockblocked by circumstance

when somebody's situation in life makes sex very hard or impossible

examples are
financial situation

living situation
disability
appearance

Joe wants to have sex with Lisa, but he can't because they both share a studio apartment with a roommate.
Joe is "cockblocked by circumstance."

by eythorh92 October 31, 2020

Cockblock

When someone blocks another from getting a sexual prize.

Bro why u cockblocking me.

by Funnyniga October 20, 2019

colombian cockblock

Similar to the colombian necktie, this act involves strangling only the victim's penis with a rope or wire, etc. in an attempt to prevent him from banging your chick.

Jose: "Yo what up homes I heard some puto was hittin on Mercedes at the cantina last night"
Julio: "Yeah mang but I gave that hijo de puta a colombian cockblock if you know what I'm sayin"
Jose: "Smart move, dog"

by P3RV-E November 13, 2014

Cockblock

A kid that won't shut the fuck up in class and keeps you from getting dick.

Goddamn it , Josh B . is such a COCKBLOCK!!!

by K.okay December 10, 2017

cockblock

when someone keeps interrupting you having sex or getting in the mood unknowingly

dude she kept knocking on our door to ask dumb questions she cockblocked us 6 times

by gorl1829 July 3, 2022

Anti-cockblocker

A wingman or woman that assist you with getting what you want with women or men.

I did not warn anyone of his type in order to keep them from getting scared off. The anti-cockblocker helps her friend get some.

by Rosalita Hanks April 3, 2019

Grandma Cockblock

1) When A Girl/Guy uses their grandmother to avoid any potential romantic advances

2)When a conversation between someone and a potential date is interupted by either of the people's grandmother

1::
Kenny: Dude i was gonna go talk to this hot girl but then she grabbed her grandmother

Orlando: Dude major grandma

2::
Mike: I was totally about to get laid but then my grandma pulled up and gave me clean underwear

Shanon: That's grandma cockblock if ii ever heard of it

by Shapreston July 22, 2010