Business Coach

A person who has either never been in business or who has failed at being in business and has decided to do some Google searches like “how to run a business“ and then charge people to teach them what they read on Google.

Businessman 1: my business coach has been a complete waste of time and money.

Businessman 2: Actually “business coach” is a synonym for “complete waste of time and money”.

by Thelexicon March 5, 2021

coach avant

you’re most likely a honors world history teacher who is over the age of 60 and quotes the bible like it’s the office or tiktok. you like to call brody gay until he goes out of the room and cries in the hallway. your class is the easiest thing since kim kardashian. i hide from your BORING class in the bathroom while i CRY. ee love you and want you to be at our weddings (as the groom) *demonic laugh* anyways “you made good grades.... when you’re here”

“alright let’s put the phones away, take the things out of our ears” &
“i’m not saying the bible is right but it is correct.”- coach avant

by Alex/Jade/Cam/Nicole/whatever May 10, 2020

Coach Myers

Supercool baseball coach and teacher that gives you money for water bottles

Coach Myers is awsome

by Zrhyne06 August 26, 2021

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.

Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me

by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

coach L

A blick peice of shit that bumlicks certain people the LIGHTSKINS he even has each appointment when he licks their bum hole and suck there willies. And yes this guy is suppressingly gay with his expired headshape and dead trim

LICKING A LIGHTSKINS BUMHOLE AND HATING ON BLACK PEOPLE WHEN YOUR BLACK YOURSELF THATS A COACH L

by RAINES FOUNDATION May 7, 2018

Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019