Citroen

A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.

Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.

The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.

Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!

My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!

My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...

by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020

citrusy

how tari feals when she's not ducky or peachy

-how are you?

-I'm citrusy thanks, you?

by I wonder who? O.O May 5, 2004

Citrix

Citrix is a well established application and virtualization company. While it may get bad reviews, these come from fuck boys or people who cant come to terms with the fact that maybe the applications they are hosting just suck. Those same people don't understand the technology and are looking for someone else to blame instead of fixing their shitty code.

Hey John... My Citrix Session just locked up again.... Why is Citrix such a piece of shit?

Well Chad... Have you ever considered your application is frozen because the application you picked and forced us to host is a piece of garbage you low level fuck boy.

Chris screams in the background.. Citrix Fo Life!!!!!

by usemorenukes February 12, 2018

cytro

Contraction of cybertrooper - paid social media accounts to spread political propaganda

On November 4, the bureau organised a convention for Umno cytros in Kuala Lumpur, where an estimated 3,500 bloggers turned up

by siriuslycold January 1, 2020

Citroen

A badly built French car - brand name means lemon, only thing they’ve ever gotten right - historically ugly, shockingly bad and almost as unreliable as the weather!

Also see:
Peugeot

Renault

That’s an awfully ugly Citroen you’ve got there,oh and it’s broken down. to be honest I’d burn it if I were you mate!

by Ummm, so what now? July 10, 2017

catron

unusual amount of pubic hair in one area

i gotta shave my catron

ew

by jacobray November 23, 2009

Catronising

Anyone who is called Cat, such as Katherine, Katie, Catherine, Catt etc, and is an annoying, patronising and rude buttplug.

Person 1: "I don't know how to do this."
Katherine/Kat etc: "God, how do you get through life- seriously!"
Person 1: "hey now, stop being so Catronising/don't Catronise me

Also works in the above scenario if Person 1 and Person 2 are not Kat/Catt, but they both know her, and both know she's an uppity, patronising cow.

by Bootsyjam January 15, 2011