christopher walken

The second coming of Christ.

"When I'm finished, you'll all be wearinf gold-plated diapers." - Christopher Walken

by Drama_King March 11, 2008

Christopher Walken

Quite possibly the only man alive to be able to beat Chuck Norris ass.

Also an Academy Award winning actor.

Christopher Walken can whoop Chuck Norris up and down washington Street.

by Steven4444444 October 9, 2008

Slippery Christopher

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.

My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

by Numberonecousin February 3, 2023

Christopher Walken

A veteran actor with loads of dark roles to his credit, Christopher Walken is one of the most entertaining, consistent performers ever. Although most people believe him to be an absolute wacko, many of his excellent supporting roles are the stuff of legend, and there are few Hollywood stars that are as respected as he is.

Christopher Walken is a pussycat who can summon the face of a pit bull.

by I'm Nolan July 25, 2008

Christopher Pierre

A very hot and sexy character by GHOST and pals; a tumblr sexyman

Christopher Pierre poured three milk cartons down the drain.

by K1ku0h4n4 June 22, 2022

christopher moon

This random guy is the top commenter of way too many YT channels.

On certain channels, Christopher Moon can have as many as several hundred comments, and about 100+ hearts.

by StarPrismGaming April 4, 2021

Christopher Foster

Someone who is right in front of me in ELA.

Christopher Foster is a nerd.

by Redpee November 9, 2021