Booty Cakes

1) Some bogus ass shit that ruins your day
2) A nasty lookin' mah fucka

1) *Doctor talking to patient*
Doctor - "Sir, you are H.I.V. positive."
Patient - "Damn doc for real? That's Booty Cakes."

2) *Two dudes talking*
Dude 1 - "Damn son, that mans fugly."
Dude 2 - "Right! Lookin' like strait Booty Cakes."

by TheOneWhoSquawks October 6, 2015

cakesniffer

An insult heard in A Series Of Unfortunate Events. Everyone is trying to guess what it means, believing that it has something to do with cake, but I wanted to suggest that it might simply have been Lemony Snicket's way of censoring out the word "cocksucker" in his books.

Get your hands off my Ferrari, you filthy cakesniffer! (cocksucker)

by Hex Luther June 10, 2013

chakes

Resident bad ass of the PN message board

Chakes told me off and I cried for a week

by Chris Hakes January 27, 2008

corn cakes

As stated in the children's movie, "Thumbelina" Miss Field Mouse states that "Mr. Mole LOVES his corn cakes" In this sense "corn cakes" is used in a sexually derogative term for the breasts of a woman.

"Joey loves Ashley's corn cakes in and around his mouth."

by Mr. Mole February 11, 2008

smash dem cakes

a derogitory term for roughly making love to a female

kieghan "did u smash dem cakes"

chuck"yea i put a hurtin on that bitch"

by kieghan November 12, 2007

cum cakes

A yummy late night snack.

I was hungry, so I ate some cum cakes.

by Slut ho September 22, 2003

slut cakes

A girl who basically needs to be bitch slapped, sleeps around, and also another name for a girl getting fucked doggystyle in a porno. -Scott

Maria oh you mean slut cakes?

by AIM = BreathingFirex February 23, 2005